let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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