So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i now understand why vodka
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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