it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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