I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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