Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
