id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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