Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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