hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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