Kiss
Puke
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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