You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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