Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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