k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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