got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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