I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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