Who wears a wallet chain?!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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