i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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