just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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