Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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