he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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