they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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