You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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