only if we run a train.
done.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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