I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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