if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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