i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You were trust falling into bushes
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
