I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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