So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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