your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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