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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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