Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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