Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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