Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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