Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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