This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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