Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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