I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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