So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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