I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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