therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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