we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think a kid would responsible me up
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
