i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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