i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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