official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We just shotgunned beers for America
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
