Nicole vs. Life
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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