i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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