Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
