Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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