Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are the jesus of drinking
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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