Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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