Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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