Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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