Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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