Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
