WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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