i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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