Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Floor bacon is actually really good
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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