At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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