You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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